its-a-harlequinade:

Leave’m In Stitches - danschoening
allamericanpotato:

meetmeintherainforest:

zodiacsociety:

The first word you see is your other-half’s zodiac sign!It’s the one you are subconsciously attracted to the most.Which zodiac sign did you see first?

Cancer

Capricorn

Fuck’n hell. I’m not fond of a Taurus. -_-

Ay, Asshole

Just because I give you a confusing look doesn’t mean I’m perplexed with what you have said, I was just having trouble hearing what the fuck you said, that’s all.

nerdsandgamersftw:

[X]

So fuck’n true.

Imperial March.

Lesson learned: Don’t use the Imperial March as a ringtone, You’ll think Lord Vader is coming. Especially when you wake up startled

The best